10 Unbelievably Bizarre Products from the Past
August 6, 2009 by James Bent - 4 Comments
It’s amazing how many new gadgets and bizarre products we see pop up daily. Because of that information flood, it is hard to impress or surprise anyone now. However some products from the past do look and sound so odd that we can’t stay indifferent:
1. Safety Felt Cap
You should wear a safety felt cap to protect yourself in the event of a crash.
The Motor Way Cap is specially designed to give motorists protection from head injuries:
Price: ~$23

2. Radio Head
All sorts of gadgets in one pack: breakproofed tubes, Hi-Q antenna and even batteries!
Price: ~$9

3. Beauty Micrometer
You should use "beauty micrometer" to define which parts of your face should be reduced or enhanced in the makeup process:
Price: N/A

4. Vibra Finger
You should daily massage your teeth with fake gum finger:
Price: ~$7

5. Feminine Hygiene Facts
If you are a woman, you should ensure feminine daintiness by using …uumm… vagina cleanser:
Price: N/A

6. Ant farm
Your kids will love "Earth tiniest engineers" working at your home ant farm:
Price: ~$3

7. Sanitized Tape Worms
You should eat sanitized tape worms to stay skinny no matter what you eat.
Price: N/A

8. Nose Adjuster
Results guaranteed, corrects now all ill-shaped noses without operation, quickly, safely, comfortably and permanently:
Price: N/A

9. "Safe" Sun Lamp
Health tan for a baby?
Sun Lamp can’t burn: sleep unde it. Amazing new sun lamp is absolutely safe and yet gives you a Luxurious Golden Health Tan
Price: ~$30

10. Mink Keyhole Cover
Tired of groping under a darkened dashboard, trying to find that elusive ignition lock? With this genuine mink keyhole cover, you can find it in a flash, every tim!
Price: $1

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Reader Comment
Vibra-Finger lover (August 6th, 2009, 12:46 pm)
Finds it odd that the Vibra-Finger is sanitary, why? Because, silly, it fits in your hand. Uh-OK.
mumu (August 7th, 2009, 08:03 am)
The felt motorway cap was 23/- not $23. 23/- was about £1.15, so around $1.90.
realskullzero (May 18th, 2010, 02:34 pm)
wow..intersting stuff..the Ant Farm seems cool..LOL
LYSOL (March 31st, 2011, 07:35 am)
Lysol in your vagina. Wow. That sounds amazingly painful and disgusting, I’ll never look at lysol the same way again!
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