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10 Unfortunately Named Drinks
It’s hilarious when people spend huge money on creating a unique concept, setting up the production process, planning the promotion – and fail at the very basic: the product name. Here are 10 unfortunately named drinks: whether it is funny or plain stupid – that’s for you to decide!
1. Pee Cola:
The name of the soft drink (produced in Ghana) has some clear disgusting associations. And it should be noted that English is official language of Ghana, so they might have meant what it sounds like:

2. Pocari Sweat
One of the more unfortunately named drinks, Pocari Sweat tastes like a combo of an old fashioned Shasta and Sprite.

3. Booty Sweat
Booty Sweat, Alpa Chino’s energy drink, from Tropic Thunder is probably meant to have a sensationally-sounding name to promote itself, so they did a good job:

4. SARS
This drink, made by Golden Circle (New Zealand), unfortunately shares its name with the SARS (Severe acute respiratory syndrome) virus. There have been two pandemics of SARS reported in recent years.

5. Vergina
Produced in Greece, this beer is named after a small town but it does sound funny when transliterated into English:

6. Pussy
MTV’s Pussy drink was named so on purpose to get some attention:
The name Pussy shocks and demands attention – that’s the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.
Pussy believes in natural energy – because it’s better for you.
But can we say that was a good choice anyway?

7. Erektus
Erektus Energy drink with contents of guarana, caffeine, vitamins and extract of exotic plants Damiana, Schizadra, Maté, Ginseng, effective against tiredness and stimulating efficiency. I see the idea here but is it for men only?

8. Deepresso
“Deepresso” is the last thing we normally want coffee to cause in us:

9. Sac Sac
No clear associations here (or are there?), it just sounds stupid…

10. Waterproof water:
It just doesn’t make sense to me: how can water be “waterproof“?

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Nick
6 months ago
PEE Cola is pretty good, but missing from this list is Pschitt soda from France.
The Cleaner
6 months ago
Nelly’s Pimp Juice is missing too.
me
6 months ago
No Calpis? Pocari Sweat makes the list but no calpis…
you
6 months ago
How about Dyc Whiskey in Spain?
Sepp
6 months ago
“Sac Sac”? “Caveman” (1981, best movie ever!)
Jim
6 months ago
Sac Sac is good
Alex
6 months ago
How dare you say polcari sweat goes on the list. fuck u
popurls.com // popular today
6 months ago
popurls.com // popular today…
story has entered the popular today section on popurls.com…
Geralnik
6 months ago
what about bawls? that should definitly be here
Sean
6 months ago
Calpis Soda is freakin’ delicious!
Tony
6 months ago
What about Tigers Piss a Whiskey I got In Singapore
bob-the-surfer
6 months ago
What about Dickens Cider? It’s not on here either.
ajp
6 months ago
Seriously?!?! Who the fuck made this list and included a fictional drink, unfortunate translations, but no BAWLS. It is the single worst marketing decision for a drink name ever.
Michael Arnaldo
6 months ago
Hahah some really good ones there. Marketing fail haha
Hal0
6 months ago
What about drinks with unfortunate names that ACTUALLY got popular?
Bawls would work as one. The wine from Australia called “Cat’s pee in a bush” would have been funny as hell.
And I agree- Booty Sweat doesn’t exist, there’s probably a lot better ones you could have included that would have been much funnier, all you have to do is look in the chinese supermarkets and BAM instant poor translations of drinks!
Bruce
6 months ago
Actually, Booty Sweat DOES exist:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=booty+sweat&x=0&y=0
It’s cherry flavored.
You can also get Slurm, Duff and several other “non-existent” drinks at Amazon too.
DrFade
6 months ago
Where the hell is Gresidick Beer? Come on People, do some research!!!:)
Jay
6 months ago
One more missing dring – “Fart” by Polish company “Hellena”. The weird thing is that fart means luck in Polish.
chegs
6 months ago
pocari sweat tastes nothing like what you’ve described. it’s not carbonated. it’s like a watered down white powerade/gatorade.
Get your facts straight. I’m done with this blog!
tom_mandory
6 months ago
i don’t get pocari sweat? what do u think pocari means? and while we’re at it, wtf is a Shasta?
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Grammy
6 months ago
The whole thing is s waste of time.
Don’t you people have anything better to do?
Computron
6 months ago
You forgot Horse Piss Beer!
http://www.horsepissbeer.com/
Vivid
6 months ago
Pocari Sweat is named so because it is much like the Gatorade that is available in the US. It is meant to be used when sweating. It is originally from Korea where products are generally named after what they are meant for.
Pocari sweat is made from grapefruit juice, and does not taste like Shasta and Sprite mix. It is not unfortunately named, and is VERY successful.
Saigon
6 months ago
The Genny beer ( http://www.geneseebeer.com/images/genny-light.jpg) is also not so well named. The “genny” word means prulent in Hungarian langauge. When i was in USA i bougth some to bring them home make my friends to laugh.
Pete
6 months ago
Golden Circle isn’t from New Zealand it’s from Australia. Those pesky kiwi’s got to you didnt they?
Spogatz
6 months ago
They also missed “Bawls” energy drink.
Pontefract
6 months ago
nice list. How the hell did an english speaking nation allow the name pee cola? It just seems ridiculous!
c01dphu510n
6 months ago
Then theres Jones’ Whoop Ass energy drink. Not so unfortunate, but entertaining.
R
6 months ago
Sars is short for Sarsparilla and has been on the market long before the acronym for a disease came about…
daniel stern
6 months ago
you forgot one of the greatest beverages ever with a unfortunate name pschitt which is pronounced shit, not to mention its delicios unlike other beverages on your list.
psi
6 months ago
Missing on the list:
FART
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_a84MQVxzC3Y/R1loxZw9WTI/AAAAAAAAAMc/2AvdiV1xNmQ/s1600-h/fartjuice.jpg
TidalFury
6 months ago
These are great. Speaking of bad translations, here is a funny short story my dad once told me:
He was driving a car in China when there was this one shop that had Chinese symbols, and below, the translation: Ass Glue.
Epic translation fail.
Lucas Tadeu
6 months ago
Pee cola is really nice. But the Waterproof one made me laugh (: #rofl
Thanks for sharing.