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08/31/09
Energy Drinks Meant to Improve Sexual Stamina
The variety of highly caffeinated beverages in stores is really astounding nowadays. Energy drink manufacturers claim their products help you increase mental alertness, lose weight and give you a legal high. Most of them also promise to improve your stamina, and a few manufacturers explicitly market their energy drinks as sexual energy enhancers:
1. Billy Boy Energy Drink
The drink is produced by a condom company and includes a free condom. The can design leaves no doubt what the drink is meant to do, and is a great substitute for the embarrassment of buying cialis:
2. Erektus Energy Drink
Erektus Energy drink contains caffeine, vitamins and extract of exotic plants Damiana, Schizadra, Maté, Ginseng. It is advertised to “improve your efficiency”. The can design makes it evident which “efficiency” is exactly meant here:
3. Sex Drive Energy Drink
The drink claims to literally “enhance blood flow to vital organs“:
4. PimpJuice Energy Drink
The name and the can are not as straightforward as the above ones… but pimp juice?
5. Big Ben Energy Drink
Apparently, it turns a little man featured on the can into the big Ben . “The condom with head“, strangely says the can:
6. Pin-up Energy Drink
Not sure what’s more stimulating: the girl on a can or the drink itself – but this does create some expectation:
7. Dolly Buster Energy Drink
The drink with the German porn star on the can? That should be quite clear what sort of energy it is supposed to stimulate:
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Popularity: 10% [?]
Richard
5 months ago
This is an interesting list of energy drinks. How come I never noticed these in supermarkets? Or these are only carried in special stores… Hmmm. I wonder how does it taste like
Personal Trainer
5 months ago
Interesting… I live in Bangkok and have been to Japan numerous times and never have seen any of these even when I lived in the States. Interestingly enough, all the energy drinks, or Ginki drinks which they are called in Japan are very small compared to those of the USA and almost are never carbonated.
Social Wonders
5 months ago
What drinks are they!!!
It is a very creative way to promote these useless products. the names and the design give the consumer a good perception but I do not think that these drink are healthy or useful
derrick
5 months ago
How about this one outa the UK… http://www.pussydrinks.com/images/pussy-can.gif