Interbent

Fortune cookies have gotten a little boring. After enough Chinese food, all of the vague warnings and cheesy messages about how bright your future is start to run together. Luckily for us, a few bent minds have noticed this, and decided to shake things up with these funny, creepy, or just plain weird fortune cookies. Best served with beef, broccoli, and MSG.

Gross

That’s the kind of wisdom that only comes with experience.

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Shut Up

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Promises, Promises

My desert just promised me more desert. Awesome.

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Good to Know

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Elephants

So. . . tomorrow then?

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Gross!

Note to self: always skip breakfast in China.

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Message in a Bottle. . . Sorta

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Safe Bet

Damn. . . he’s good.

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Flattery

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GROSS!!!!

“Hey guys. . . why is this restaurant right next to the pound?”

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