Mullets and Ding Ding Dongs: A Tribute to Gunther
July 14, 2009 by James Bent - 2 Comments
 
Rarely do men have someone to hold up as their representative of sexuality.
Luckily for our generation there is Gunther.
The mullet and rat-stache adorned Swedish pop singer is a hero to an entire generation of men trying to find themselves in this confusing time. With his sultry mono-syllabic lyrics, and bevy of beauties, Gunther is truly the man every woman wants to be with, and every man wants to be.
Gunther, Interbent pays tribute to you.
Tutti Frutti Summer Love
Nothing says summer like Swedish chicks, dudes in tight shorts, and trampolines. This video is completely Tutti Frutti. If you pay attention, and you shouldn’t, you will catch a glimpse of “Lil’ Gunther” during Gunther’s trampoline scene.
Teeny Weeny String Bikini
This is everything you would expect from a Swedish pop video. Off beat dance moves, sub titles, and Gunther in a Hawaiian shirt saying “Uhlala.” Perfection. This video gives us another glimpse at Gunther’s obsession with putting Swedish dudes in really tight shorts.
Suntrip
We aren’t sure what this song is about, however the lyrics are amazing:
“It is a hot day/
Put on my flip flop/
Go to Playa Del Sol/
I’m feeling tip top/
Give me some lotion/
To get emotion/
Senorita, sex on the beach”
We get our first shot of Gunther’s ass in this video, in an incredibly disturbing strip tease scene.
Ding Ding Dong
This piece of video art actually begins with an uncomfortably long Gunther ass shot. We find out that our hero has named his man piece his “tra la la” and also that he goes out late at night looking for people to touch it, which is both awesome and creepy. The tight short wearing Swedes reappear in this video. Towards the end of the video there is a Swedish chick doing the running man … Golden.
Touch Me
Gunther dugg Samantha Fox up out of the 80s for this musical gem. Basically its Fox’s song, “Touch Me” from 1986 with Gunther sexying it up with low spoken Swedish man sayings. In this video, we find out that despite our hero having what appears to be a room full of oiled up Swedish people in his house, he would rather stay in his bed and rub himself.
Christmas Song
Who would you rather spend your holidays with than Gunther? He will totally stuff your stocking.
Gunther Live in Denver!
And the real sign that Gunther has become the hero of our generation is the adulation of this Denver audience. America loves Gunther, hopefully he will ask us all to touch his “tra la la.”

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Reader Comment
Wynnde (July 19th, 2009, 08:06 am)
What a utter waste of a foreskin. Anyone who takes this guy seriously (enough to think about calling him an icon) needs to have their head examined…or just shot.
Next you’ll be telling us Scooter is an awesome artist.
J (July 26th, 2009, 03:44 pm)
you fail at sarcasm
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