Energy Drinks Meant to Improve Sexual Stamina

James Bent — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:00:36 +0000

The variety of highly caffeinated beverages in stores is really astounding nowadays. Energy drink manufacturers claim their products help you increase mental alertness, lose weight and give you a legal high. Most of them also promise to improve your stamina, and a few manufacturers explicitly market their energy drinks as sexual energy enhancers:

1. Billy Boy Energy Drink

The drink is produced by a condom company and includes a free condom. The can design leaves no doubt what the drink is meant to do, and is a great substitute for the embarrassment of buying cialis:

2. Erektus Energy Drink

Erektus Energy drink contains caffeine, vitamins and extract of exotic plants Damiana, Schizadra, Maté, Ginseng. It is advertised to “improve your efficiency”. The can design makes it evident which “efficiency” is exactly meant here:

3. Sex Drive Energy Drink

The drink claims to literally “enhance blood flow to vital organs“:

4. PimpJuice Energy Drink

The name and the can are not as straightforward as the above ones… but pimp juice?

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5. Big Ben Energy Drink

Apparently, it turns a little man featured on the can into the big Ben . “The condom with head“, strangely says the can:

6. Pin-up Energy Drink

Not sure what’s more stimulating: the girl on a can or the drink itself – but this does create some expectation:

7. Dolly Buster Energy Drink

The drink with the German porn star on the can? That should be quite clear what sort of energy it is supposed to stimulate:

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