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isPermaLink="false">http://www.interbent.com/?p=263</guid> <description><![CDATA[1. You don&#8217;t have to be inventive: 2. You don&#8217;t need to worry about your parking place: 3. You don&#8217;t need to care about the birds: \ 4. No surprises with your parking place: 5. No need to worry about the temperature outside: 6. You don&#8217;t have to be afraid of water: Digg this! Share this on Reddit Stumble upon something good? Share it on StumbleUpon Share this on del.icio.us [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>1. You don&#8217;t have to be inventive:</h3><p><img
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src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2434/3667325195_f21337304f_o.jpg" alt="inventive" width="500" height="368" /></p><h3>2. You don&#8217;t need to worry about your parking place:</h3><p><span
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src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3315/3668081692_2d040d1eb4_o.jpg" alt="inventive" width="500" height="348" /></p><p><img
src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3551/3668081804_d110925be2_o.jpg" alt="inventive" width="500" height="336" /></p><h3>3. You don&#8217;t need to care about the birds:</h3><p><img
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src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3393/3667271073_a76920544f_o.jpg" alt="birds" width="500" height="515" />\</p><h3>4. No surprises with your parking place:</h3><p><img
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src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3553/3668076334_d090d05517_o.jpg" alt="cold" width="500" height="375" /></p><h3>6. You don&#8217;t have to be afraid of water:</h3><p><img
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.interbent.com/?p=1378</guid> <description><![CDATA[Sometimes you just keep wondering who got that &#8220;brilliant&#8221; idea to manufacture that weird product. Or is that another advertising trick to attract attention? This post looks at funniest and most bizarre chewing gums you might find odd enough to want to try: 1. Cat Butt Gum 7 Occasions to chew this gum: 1. When you suddenly need to change your mood 2. When somebody yell(s) at you&#8230; 3. If [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes you just keep wondering who got that &#8220;brilliant&#8221; idea to manufacture that weird product. Or is that another advertising trick to attract attention? This post looks at funniest and most bizarre chewing gums you might find odd enough to want to try:<br
/> <span
id="more-1378"></span></p><h2>1. Cat Butt Gum</h2><p>7 Occasions to chew this gum:</p><p>1. When you suddenly need to change your mood<br
/> 2. When somebody yell(s) at you&#8230;<br
/> 3. If you are lack of attitude<br
/> 4. When you need to refuse<br
/> 5. When you want to be picky<br
/> 6. Wen you want to be selfish;<br
/> 7. When you definitely want to say &#8220;kick my ass&#8221;</p><p
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src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3491/4062150932_38f310a8b7_o.jpg" alt="Cat butt gum" width="450" height="555" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robin/6513217/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><p
align="center"><img
src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2769/4061406067_f3e552c8f8_o.jpg" alt="Cat butt gum" width="450" height="627" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robin/6513218/ " target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>2. Ugly Kids Gum</h2><p>Don&#8217;t have ugly children: beauty gum</p><p
align="center"><img
src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2479/4061406181_5de0ef9b87_o.jpg" alt="Ugly Kids Gum" width="450" height="252" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robin/19108200/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>3. Orgasgum</h2><p
align="center"><img
src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2551/4062152328_7e4a4b9d83_o.jpg" alt="Orgasgum" width="450" height="326" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeneyepher/424880466/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>4. Big Ass Gum</h2><p>Does this gum make my ass look big?</p><p
align="center"><img
src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2529/4062151238_f6d240d8e8_o.jpg" alt="Big Ass Gum" width="450" height="327" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robin/6632222/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>5. Happy Dead Clown Gum</h2><p
align="center"><img
src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3499/4061406341_3c76457aab_o.jpg" alt="Happy Dead Clown Gum" width="450" height="326" /></p><p><small><a
target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>6. Angry Scotsman Gum</h2><p
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src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2746/4061407201_5bde61ddfc_o.jpg" alt="Angry Scotsman Gum" width="450" height="738" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robin/6755054/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>7. Hi-tech Gum</h2><p
align="center"><img
src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2639/4062151430_44092e40ce_o.jpg" alt="High Tech Gum" width="450" height="340" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/83881509@N00/27756598/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>8. Potty Mouth Gum</h2><p
align="center"><img
src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/4062151532_5d938b8a36_o.jpg" alt="Potty mouth gum" width="450" height="322" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robin/6937751/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>9. Soap-Flavored Gum</h2><p>It still tastes like soap:</p><p
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src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2589/4061407021_27a82bdbe3_o.jpg" alt="Soap-flavored gum" width="450" height="269" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/curly-wurly/2292674469/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>10. Shut the Hell Up Gum</h2><p
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src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3519/4062151678_f1c0079d08_o.jpg" alt="Shut up gum" width="450" height="338" /></p><p><small><a
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align="center"><img
src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2773/4061406861_b294613a42_o.jpg" alt="Shut up gum" width="450" height="271" /></p><p><small><a
href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/robin/3911980/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><h2>12. Dum gum</h2><p>&#8220;I am good&#8221;</p><p
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href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeneyepher/424807280/" target="_blank">Source</a></small></p><div
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