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Since the dawn of time man has hunted for resources. From woolly mammoths to stock holdings, it is a long held tradition that men must bring in a pay check. Throughout history, in order for men to have girlfriends they must bring in a big payday.

 

The Caveman

The caveman was an aggressive but successful provider. He often obtained large game as well as performing difficult physical tasks for the entire tribe. Fish was an excellent way to gain attention from females, if of course his club didn’t work.

The Viking

The viking loved to plunder, steal and just cause general mayhem. But after a day of pillaging he still wanted some female viking action. Most of the vikings stealing and plundering was to satisfy the needs of their women.

The Knight

The knight spent much of his time fighting dragons and evil lords to get his own princess. Although they often died fighting the dragons, if they succeeded it was well worth the reward later.

The Cowboy

Cowboys often robbed banks and trains, not for their own personal gain but to provide expensive jewelry and hard to find items to their women. Though they often got strung up, cowboys need love too.

The Modern Man

Modern man has the least desirable role in history. Not only is he responsible for providing via menial office jobs, he must also take on traditionally feminine roles at home. If you dont bring home the bacon you better get yourself a payday advance loan. Though it’s worth it…..right??

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