Ridiculous Theme Cruises
January 28, 2010 by James Bent - No Comments
When most people decide to take a cruise it’s because they’re looking to relax. They want to wake up in a hammock at noon and have someone else make them breakfast. Served with alcohol. These people, on the other hand, have different priorities in mind. If you really love older women, or koi, or being naked all the time then maybe you can find a place with these people too!
“Cougar Cruise”
Promises: “Intimate socializing between older women and younger men.”
“CruiseTrek”
Promises: Informal breakfasts with past cast members, “Trek games and activities”, and various Trek viewings.
“Bare Necessities Cruise”
Promises: The finest clothing-optional cruise experience in the world. You are invited to “cruise naturally.”
“Paranormal Cruise”
Promises: Speeches by “paranormal experts,” investigations, readings, and reiki healing.
“The Koi Cruise”
Promises: Travel to the koi breeding grounds in Hawaii with Expedia coupon codes and circle the island for days. Take tour of the facility and be part of a koi judging experience.
Kid Rock’s “Chillin’ the Most Cruise”
Chillin' the Most
Promises: “Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars, mack like Mayors on the craps table. . .”
“The Liberty Cruise”
Promises: Conservative and libertarian speakers, political dialogues, networking between conservative cruisers.
“Dr. Ruth Westheimer Cruise”
Promises: Many informal interactions with Dr. Ruth herself.
Popularity: 3% [?]
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