10 “WTF” Products – Guess What’s Inside
November 11, 2009 by James Bent - 17 Comments
It is amazing where people’s ingenuity can reach. What else we say is we already have at least 7 types of banana holders? But while a banana holder might still make sense in some cases, there are plenty of absolutely weird products you have never any idea about!
Here’s our collection of such wanky and odd stuff we find on the store shelves – guess what’s inside!
Here’s our collection of such wanky and odd stuff we find on the store shelves – guess what’s inside!
1. Pure Gum Lamb Nipples
These are for bottle-feeding baby lambs:
2. Happy End
That is premium toilet paper:
3. Dirty Girl
“These handy foil packaged antibacterial towelettes are lightly infused with her lily scent. They’re perfect in your purse or car, to tidy up near AND far”.
4. Kicker Balls
Looks like mini-sausage:
5. Handzoff
Believe it or not, this is an “anti-masturbatory gum”:
6. Instant sex
Just fruit and vegetables:
7. Travel-John
Disposable urinal? Really?
8. Titz
Apparently, these are “eggs”:
9. Vergina
This is just regular beer named after the well-known Italian town:
10. Joke Breast
That’s a strange toy. Breasts with stickum the back that kids are supposed to stick all over their bodies. You know, breasts on the fingers knees and cheeks will go over real well at school.
Popularity: 2% [?]
Reader Comment
Harrison (November 11th, 2009, 12:52 pm)
I dunno…but that Travel John could really come in handy for me…
Manos (November 11th, 2009, 02:14 pm)
VERGINA is really no italian town, but a GREEK town, since the ancient times. It’s a town in the Macedonian Region, a terittory of Greece.
Its the town where they found the Tomb of King Phillip, the Father of Alexander The Great, one Of the most famous Greek Kings!
Cheers
Craig Sorenson (November 11th, 2009, 02:14 pm)
I don’t know about any of you, but waking up to some hot TITZ and an ice cold VERGINA might be the best way to start a day I’ve ever heard
mark (November 11th, 2009, 02:17 pm)
lamp nipple sounds tasty
Alex from All Acronyms (November 11th, 2009, 02:17 pm)
Vergina is not a bad beer BTW
J. Cybertroll (November 11th, 2009, 02:23 pm)
Vergina is not a “well-known Italian town”. It’s a greek town on the northen Greece, district of Macedonia. It’s also an ancient greek city and one of the most important archaelogical sites of the world. The tomb of Philip II, father of Alexander the Great and the tomb of Alexander IV of Macedons, son of Alexander the Great, are located there.
Anubis (November 11th, 2009, 04:04 pm)
Just a few things I noticed: 1) There are 5 rolls of TP in the bag marked 6, 2)The portable urinal is actually a good idea, and 3) There are an odd amount of breasts in the package. Guess someone’s a uni-boob.
mathematician (November 11th, 2009, 04:12 pm)
Way to count! There are 6 rolls of toilet paper.
gerrrul (November 11th, 2009, 04:32 pm)
The “5″ probably refers to “ply”.
Chris (November 11th, 2009, 04:59 pm)
Some of these must be photoshopped.
Monica (November 11th, 2009, 05:55 pm)
Funny! I wish it said what countries these come from!
The disposable urinal just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen… ewwww
Bubba (November 11th, 2009, 06:57 pm)
I could use some anti-masturbatory gum RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWwwwww – too late
jsir (November 11th, 2009, 07:36 pm)
where those really the best you could do.
titz is a german surname.. not really funny, especially because the i is pronouced long and not short like in tits.
kicker balls might be funny, but then again, they obviously are only sold in germany and ppl dont associate balls with the scrotum that much in germany. we rather use the german word for nuts. kicker being the german word for the table game you call fussball… so this name makes quite a lot of sense considering these sausages have the size of the balls used in a kicker game.
and vergina, come on. thats like making a joke about uranus.
STEEV (November 11th, 2009, 07:57 pm)
handzoff is a joke product… it also comes a in a cream which you ‘apply liberally 3 or more times a day’ …
Glowing Face Man (November 11th, 2009, 10:48 pm)
Now if only there was an “anti-mental-masturbation” gum
Dale Clark (November 11th, 2009, 11:53 pm)
..anti-masturbatory gum…I prefer the patch.
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